Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me (Used)
Used copy of this out-of-print book by Michael Thomas Ford. A collection of autobiographical essays, and winner of a 1998 Lambda Literary Award.
Packing for the Rapture, lesbian Christmas shenanigans, the horrors of Romper Room, and of course the glory of Alec Baldwin's chest all feature prominently in these essays. You also get to read about my grandmother and a garden gnome, how I tried to convert the neighborhood kids to Christianity because I thought it would earn me a crown, and how I insulted Maria von Trapp.